And anyone who thought different was a fool.
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okcupidescapades:

ok-creeper:

okcupidescapades:

of-another-broken-heart:

okcupidescapades:

ladies!!! don’t have sex with men unless they provide you the EXACT measurements of their penis beforehand

And especially not when they contradict themselves as soon as you ask for specifics. He starts off with “7 inch around” then switches to “about 3 inches diameter” - which would actually mean his dick is over 9 inches around. Sad day when a guy fascinated with giving impressive figures to his dick can’t keep his made-believe straight. But that’s what happens when you lie, isn’t it?

yeah if his dick is actually 7 inches around, the radius should be 1.1 inches
it’s not really his fault though, men are just naturally bad at math. 

You are assuming that the cross section of a cock is perfectly circular, and it is not, so it is possible for it to be 3” wide and only have a 7” perimeter. They tend to be flat on top and semi-round on the bottom. The perimeter of a semi-circle with a diameter of 3” would be about 7.5”


my brother says it’s 1.1 inches and he has a doctorate in mathematics and wrote his dissertation in dick measurement so idk what to tell you other than that you shouldn’t be so arrogant as to argue with professionals. 

okcupidescapades:

ok-creeper:

okcupidescapades:

of-another-broken-heart:

okcupidescapades:

ladies!!! don’t have sex with men unless they provide you the EXACT measurements of their penis beforehand

And especially not when they contradict themselves as soon as you ask for specifics. He starts off with “7 inch around” then switches to “about 3 inches diameter” - which would actually mean his dick is over 9 inches around.
Sad day when a guy fascinated with giving impressive figures to his dick can’t keep his made-believe straight. But that’s what happens when you lie, isn’t it?

yeah if his dick is actually 7 inches around, the radius should be 1.1 inches

it’s not really his fault though, men are just naturally bad at math. 

You are assuming that the cross section of a cock is perfectly circular, and it is not, so it is possible for it to be 3” wide and only have a 7” perimeter. They tend to be flat on top and semi-round on the bottom. The perimeter of a semi-circle with a diameter of 3” would be about 7.5”

my brother says it’s 1.1 inches and he has a doctorate in mathematics and wrote his dissertation in dick measurement so idk what to tell you other than that you shouldn’t be so arrogant as to argue with professionals. 

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